Behind the Scenes

Buy Tickets

     You can buy tickets 3 ways:

  1. Online
  2. By phone: 1-800-838-3006
  3. In person at Newtown Theatre box office

You can also reserve tickets by calling 215-860-7058 or e-mailing



Unless otherwise noted, all shows are performed at

Newtown Theatre

120 N. State Street
Newtown, PA 18940

seating chart

handicapped accessibility


Book, Music and Lyrics by Dan Goggin

The Nunsense Christmas Musical, NUNCRACKERS, is presented as the first TV special taped in the Cable Access Studio built by Reverend Mother in the convent basement. It stars the nuns you love, plus Father Virgil, and four of Mount Saint Helen’s most talented students. Featuring toe-tapping songs including Twelve Days Prior to Christmas, Santa Ain’t Comin’ to Our House, We Three Kings of Orient Are Us and It’s Better to Give than to Receive, this show is filled with typical NUNSENSE humor, some of your favorite carols, and a “Secret Santa” audience participation. We’re certain this NUNSENSE Christmas Show will make you laugh, and maybe tug at your heartstrings. It’s the perfect way to ensure that your holiday season is merry and bright!

Nuncrackers is presented by special arrangement with Tams-Witmark Music Library, Inc.

Directed by Mary Liz Ivins

Music Direction by Aubrey Maks

Produced by Bonnie Dettra and Lisa Reiser


December 1 to 7 (except Monday, December 5)

Thursday, Tuesday, and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m.

Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m.

Sunday matinee at 2:00 p.m.


$21 Rear Reserved*
$24 Front Reserved*

Row I with extra legroom available for additional accommodation fee
*Save $2 per ticket for groups of 10+

Buy tickets 2 ways:

1. Online or by phone at 1-800-838-3006 with a credit card (service fee applies).

2. At the Newtown Theatre box office by credit card, personal check or cash, beginning one hour before curtain on performance dates.

For more information, call 215-860-7058 or e-mail


Sister Mary ReginaBeverly Speer
Sister Mary HubertJane Landes
Sister Robert AnneAmelia Arrigo-Ball
Sister Mary PaulNatalie Taptykoff
Sister Mary LeoJennifer Guglielmi
Sister Mary CantataSusan Pilon
Sister Mary CordeliaLauryn Stark
Sister Mary MyopiaShelley Lieberman
Sister Mary Ann ElijahAnita Getz
Father VirgilJeff Pilchman
Father McGillicuddyColin Jenei
Children's ChorusJack Finley, Nick Landes, Olivia Stark, Ellie Umstead